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pageboi:

when u look and the fridge and dont got anything

pageboi:

when u look and the fridge and dont got anything

(Source: lavagoth, via toodopetoexist)

plasmatics:

Enjoy the View by LikeHe

plasmatics:

Enjoy the View by LikeHe

(via teamgold)

jesuschristvevo:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”

(via homeworkmyass)

chainsawpunk:

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very very extraordinary

Egg

(via heyfunniest)

insanosylum:

couldn’t have said it better

insanosylum:

couldn’t have said it better

(Source: cumberpeenqueen, via 314eater)

hotgoth:

my nintendog made it to the olympics once so bye hater

(via borinq)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via happyhappyhorse)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via instagrampa)

caesarpleaser:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

caesarpleaser:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

(Source: rumpelstiltskln, via whatsacanada)

hugdeliveryservice:

i hate it when i’m a jerk to a girl, and they put me in the sexzone. i just want to be their friend, but no all the nice guys get to be their friends

(via punkmonksteven)