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"The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you."
— Neil deGrasse Tyson  (via golddoesnotalwaysglitter)

(Source: z-bug, via golddoesnotalwaysglitter)

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

(Source: neogohann, via hom1e)

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via g-iggle)

arlenexii:

Dang it… I spilled water all over my laptop…

arlenexii:

Dang it… I spilled water all over my laptop…

(via ruinedchildhood)

plant-strong:

Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

(via benfoldsone)

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(via striped-sweater-all-the-time)